Midlife Crisis Coaster

Because nothing says midlife crisis like owning a Midlife Crisis Coaster.

This Midlife Crisis Coaster is the perfect Midlife Crisis item. Funny, practical, and a great conversation starter for birthdays, retirement, or just because.

Because nothing says midlife crisis like this — here’s the proof…

• Funny gift idea
• Great for birthdays & retirement
• Practical & durable
• Conversation starter
• Perfect for men or women

The boring stuff...

• Hardboard MDF 0.12″ (3 mm)
• Cork 0.04″ (1 mm)
• High-gloss coating on top
• Size: 3.74″ × 3.74″ × 0.16″ (95 × 95 × 4 mm)
• Rounded corners
• Water-repellent, heat-resistant, and non-slip
• Easy to clean

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